How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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