The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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