the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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