I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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