They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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