I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Welp...herpes.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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