So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
