Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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