what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
