Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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