So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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