Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
She's the barista slut.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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