I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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