so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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