The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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