I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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