Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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