Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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