I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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