we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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