So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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