Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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