It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
This is not my ceiling
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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