He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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