Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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