thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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