He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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