Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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