So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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