Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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