if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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