Non-Jews are for practice
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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