her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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