is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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