They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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