ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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