The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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