we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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