Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
one might say we're banned from that church
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
