Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
