I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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