Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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