Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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