Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i think my tv is drunk
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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