Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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