you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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