I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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