What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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