Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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