Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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