So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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