yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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