So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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