My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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