Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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