You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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