But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Randomize
